THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING

Courtesy of my railroad bud, Shane. It is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London-Heathrow to Oslo. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax  and… OH, MY GOD !

Silence  followed!

Some  moments later the

Captain came back on the PA;  ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my  pants!’ 

Ole, sitting in the  plane yelled out: “Vat da Hell now, you should see da back of mine”

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