DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

Funny for a Sunday!

My Underwood Typewriter

‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the Divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to
give your wife $775 a week,’ ‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And
every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and
said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’ ‘Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great
cook and really good with the kids.’
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last
40 years.
The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
you.’
The old man says without  hesitation, ‘I…

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